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2013

Instructions Not Included

"The only stunt you can't rehearse is parenthood."

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  • 122 minutes
  • Directed by Eugenio Derbez
  • Eugenio Derbez, Loreto Peralta, Jessica Lindsey

⏱ 5-minute read

I remember finding the DVD for Instructions Not Included at a swap meet in East LA back in 2014. The disc had a weird smudge on it that looked vaguely like the Baja Peninsula, and for some reason, that felt like a good omen. I’d heard the whispers about this "little engine that could"—a Spanish-language film that had quietly kicked the teeth in of several big-budget Hollywood sequels at the box office. But I wasn't prepared for a movie that starts as a broad, neon-soaked Acapulco farce and ends as a heavy philosophical inquiry into the mechanics of fear.

Scene from Instructions Not Included

The Stuntman of Fatherhood

Eugenio Derbez has been a titan of Mexican television for decades, but this was the project where he effectively bet the house on himself. He directs, co-writes, and stars as Valentin, a man whose entire personality is built on a foundation of "no strings attached." He’s a professional playboy until a former fling, Julie (Jessica Lindsey), shows up, hands him a baby girl named Maggie, and disappears into a taxi.

The first act feels very much of its era—2013 was a time when high-concept comedies still relied on slightly dated tropes about "incompetent dads." However, once Valentin follows Julie to Los Angeles and stumbles into a career as a Hollywood stuntman, the film finds its groove. The metaphor here is almost too perfect: Valentin is a man who literally jumps off buildings for a living because he’s terrified of emotional heights. Daniel Raymont, playing the eccentric director Frank Ryan, provides some of the era's best comedic foil work, acting as the bridge between Valentin’s immigrant hustle and the absurdity of the film industry.

A World Built on Beautiful Lies

As Maggie grows up (played with an almost supernatural charisma by Loreto Peralta), the film shifts from a fish-out-of-water comedy into a drama about the ethics of protection. Valentin creates a sprawling, technicolor myth for his daughter to explain her mother’s absence, involving fake letters and globe-trotting adventures. In retrospect, this is where the film earns its cerebral stripes. It asks a difficult question: Is a happy lie more "moral" than a traumatic truth?

Scene from Instructions Not Included

The production design during these middle sequences is fascinating. It has that early-2010s digital sheen—crisp, saturated, and slightly hyper-real. It reflects the "safe world" Valentin has built. Loreto Peralta and Eugenio Derbez share a chemistry that feels genuinely lived-in; their rapport is so effortless it makes the eventual arrival of the third-act legal drama feel like a cold shower. When Julie reappears, wanting her daughter back, the movie stops being a fun romp and becomes a meditation on the "instructions" we lack when life starts falling apart.

The Philosophy of the Final Jump

Looking back at the cinema of the early 2010s, there was a growing trend of "stealth dramas"—movies marketed as light entertainment that harbored devastating emotional cores. Instructions Not Included is the poster child for this. It navigates the transition from analog sentimentality to digital-era storytelling with a surprisingly heavy hand.

The cinematography by Martín Boege captures Los Angeles not as a dreamland, but as a place where people work hard to sustain illusions. The film’s obsession with "fear" stems from Valentin’s own childhood, where his father (Hugo Stiglitz) used "tough love" methods that bordered on psychological warfare. Valentin decides to do the opposite, sheltering Maggie from everything. The movie subtly argues that both extremes are flawed. Life doesn't care if you're ready, as the tagline says, and the "instructions" for dealing with the inevitable end of a story are never included in the box.

Scene from Instructions Not Included

The ending—which I won’t spoil, though enough time has passed that it’s practically folklore in some circles—recontextualizes everything you’ve just watched. It turns a standard custody battle into a Greek tragedy draped in a Mexican poncho. It’s the kind of narrative pivot that usually feels like a cheap trick, but Derbez spends 100 minutes earning the right to pull the rug out from under you.

8 /10

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It’s easy to dismiss this film as a "heart-string puller," but that ignores the genuine craft on display. Most comedies from 2013 have aged like unrefrigerated shrimp, yet this one remains relevant because it taps into a universal anxiety: the realization that we are all just "stuntmen" in our own lives, pretending we know how to land safely when we’re actually in a freefall. It’s a messy, vibrant, and ultimately profound piece of Modern Cinema that proved you didn't need a $100 million budget to break the world's heart. If you can find a copy—even one with a smudge on it—it’s well worth the two-hour dive.

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