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2014

A Haunted House 2

"High-octane madness where no jumpscare is safe."

A Haunted House 2 poster
  • 87 minutes
  • Directed by Michael Tiddes
  • Marlon Wayans, Jaime Pressly, Essence Atkins

⏱ 5-minute read

I once watched A Haunted House 2 on a laptop with a cracked screen while sitting in a laundromat, waiting for a heavy load of towels to dry. Honestly, the glitchy display and the hum of the industrial dryers actually added to the "found footage" aesthetic. It felt like I was watching something I wasn't supposed to see—not because it was scandalous, but because Marlon Wayans was doing things to a porcelain doll that probably should have triggered a welfare check.

Scene from A Haunted House 2

Looking back at 2014, we were at the tail end of the found-footage boom. Paranormal Activity had already birthed enough sequels to fill a library, and the "spoof" genre was largely considered dead and buried after the diminishing returns of the later Scary Movie entries. Enter Marlon Wayans, a man who decided that if the big studios weren't going to fund his brand of high-energy, physical absurdity anymore, he’d just do it himself.

The Indie Hustle of a Parody Sequel

What’s fascinating about A Haunted House 2 isn't necessarily the plot—which is a loose string of gags parodying The Conjuring, Sinister, and Insidious—but the sheer independent willpower behind it. Produced by Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez for a lean $4 million, this film is a masterclass in "getting it done." In an era where studio comedies were ballooning to $50 million, Wayans and director Michael Tiddes (who also helmed the first film and later Fifty Shades of Black) proved you could turn a massive profit by keeping it local and low-budget.

The film follows Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) as he moves into a new home with his new girlfriend, Megan (Jaime Pressly, who brings a fantastic "straight-man" energy to the chaos), and her two kids. Of course, the house is haunted, Malcolm’s dead ex Kisha (Essence Atkins) returns as a neighbor, and there’s a possessed doll named Abigail that Malcolm becomes… well, let's just say "intimately involved" with.

The production relied heavily on creative solutions. By sticking to the "found footage" style, they didn't need expensive lighting rigs or sweeping crane shots. They used the grainy, surveillance-camera look to hide the fact that they were basically filming a manic stage play in a suburban backyard. It’s the kind of scrappy filmmaking that reminds me of the early 90s indie boom, just with more jokes about ghost flatulence.

Scene from A Haunted House 2

Physical Comedy in the Digital Age

If you’re going to watch this, you’re watching it for Marlon Wayans. By 2014, he had evolved into a human cartoon. His performance here is exhausting to witness; he’s sweating, screaming, and throwing his body against walls with the commitment of a silent film star from the 1920s, but with the mouth of a 21st-century shock comic. Marlon Wayans is essentially the hardest working man in physical comedy, even if he's doing it for a joke about a chicken.

The supporting cast is equally game. Gabriel Iglesias pops up as Miguel, adding some fun banter, while Missi Pyle (who I first loved in Galaxy Quest) shows up as a paranormal investigator named Noreen. Pyle is an underrated comedic weapon; she can make a simple facial twitch look like a demonic possession. Then there’s Ashley Rickards as the teenage daughter Becky, who carries around a "Becky Box" (a parody of the Dybbuk box) that provides some of the film's more traditional horror-parody beats.

The CGI is purposefully janky, a nod to the low-budget horror hits of the time. When a demonic entity appears, it’s often played for laughs through its sheer absurdity rather than its scariness. This was a time when the "Annabelle" doll was the scariest thing in theaters, and watching Wayans treat that icon of terror like a toxic ex-girlfriend is a specific kind of subversion that I can’t help but appreciate.

Scene from A Haunted House 2

The Cultural Time Capsule

Rewatching this now, A Haunted House 2 feels like a bridge between eras. It captures that 2010s obsession with "viral" moments and the lingering shadow of 9/11-era "shaky cam" anxiety, but it filters it through a lens of post-modern irony. It’s a film that knows exactly what it is. It’s not trying to be The Godfather; it’s trying to be the movie you rent on a Friday night when you want to turn your brain off and see Marlon Wayans get into a fistfight with an imaginary bird.

The "Independent Gem" status here comes from its financial success. Taking $4 million and turning it into over $25 million at the box office is a feat many "prestige" indie films would kill for. It showed that there was still a massive, underserved audience for R-rated, unapologetic parody that didn't care about being "elevated." It’s crude, it’s loud, and it’s arguably the most frantic 87 minutes you’ll spend with a camera-obsessed protagonist.

5.5 /10

Mixed Bag

Ultimately, A Haunted House 2 is a polarizing piece of 2010s cinema. If you find Marlon Wayans’ high-octane energy grating, this will feel like a fever dream you can’t wake up from. But if you appreciate the craft of a low-budget production that refuses to blink, there’s a lot of fun to be had here. It’s a snapshot of a moment when horror was everywhere, and someone needed to be there to poke a very sharp, very loud stick at it. It might not be "high art," but it’s a heck of a lot more entertaining than a quiet night at the laundromat.

Scene from A Haunted House 2 Scene from A Haunted House 2

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