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2015

The Martian

"Science and sheer stubbornness turn a lonely red planet into the ultimate survivalist playground."

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  • 141 minutes
  • Directed by Ridley Scott
  • Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig

⏱ 5-minute read

I have a very specific metric for how much I like a movie: if I’m still thinking about it while trying to figure out why my succulent is dying three days later, it’s a winner. When I first saw The Martian in a theater so cold I felt like I was actually drifting through the vacuum of space, I didn’t just leave wanting to be an astronaut; I left wanting to be a botanist. That is the sheer, unadulterated magic of this film. It makes "science-ing the shit out of this" look like the coolest thing a human being can do.

Scene from The Martian

In an era where big-budget sci-fi usually involves a CGI sky-beam destroying a city or a gritty "chosen one" moping about a prophecy, Ridley Scott gave us something radically different: a survival story about a guy who is just really, really good at his job.

The MacGyver of the Red Planet

At the center of this red-dusted whirlwind is Matt Damon, who delivers what I honestly think is the performance of his career. It’s easy to forget that for about 60% of the runtime, he is the only person on screen. He’s essentially doing a one-man show where his only scene partners are a GoPro camera and a bunch of vacuum-sealed potatoes.

Matt Damon plays Mark Watney not as a weeping victim, but as a guy who views a life-threatening disaster as a series of annoying engineering hurdles. It’s a masterclass in "competence porn." We live in a contemporary world that often feels chaotic and broken, so there is something deeply soothing about watching a smart person solve a problem using math and duct tape. Watney is funny, resilient, and—most importantly—relatable. When he accidentally blows himself up while trying to make water, I didn’t see a superhero; I saw myself trying to assemble IKEA furniture.

The supporting cast is an absolute embarrassment of riches. You’ve got Jessica Chastain bringing a stoic, weighted guilt to Commander Lewis, and Jeff Daniels playing the NASA director with the kind of pragmatic "I have to answer to Congress" energy that feels incredibly authentic. Even Kristen Wiig and Donald Glover show up to add layers of panicked public relations and "stinky astrophysicist" genius, respectively. It’s an ensemble that makes the world feel lived-in and the stakes feel global.

Scene from The Martian

Ridley Scott’s Visual Redemption

Let’s be real: Ridley Scott’s filmography can be a bit of a rollercoaster. For every Alien, there’s a movie that feels like he was more interested in the lighting than the script. But with The Martian, he found the perfect marriage of his legendary visual eye and Drew Goddard’s sharp, witty screenplay.

The cinematography by Dariusz Wolski is breathtaking without being showy. Mars looks hostile but hauntingly beautiful, filmed mostly in the Wadi Rum valley in Jordan. The scale is massive, yet the movie never loses track of the human element. The real villain of the movie isn't Mars; it's the 1970s disco playlist that Watney is forced to endure. That’s a genius tonal choice. By pairing the terrifying isolation of space with the upbeat, cheesy thrum of "Turn the Beat Around," Scott prevents the drama from becoming suffocating. It keeps the "adventure" in the Science Fiction/Adventure genre.

The $630 Million Math Lesson

Scene from The Martian

From a production standpoint, The Martian was a bit of a miracle. It had a budget of $108 million—not cheap, but modest compared to some of the sprawling superhero epics of 2015—and it went on to rake in over $631 million. It proved that audiences were hungry for "hard" sci-fi that didn't treat them like they were stupid.

The trivia behind the scenes is just as fun as the movie itself. Apparently, NASA was so involved in the production that the script was actually sent to the International Space Station so the crew could read it. And for the nerds in the room (I see you), the "Council of Elrond" scene—where they discuss the secret plan to save Watney—is a hilarious meta-nod to Sean Bean, who actually attended the Council of Elrond in The Lord of the Rings.

But beyond the trivia and the box office, what makes The Martian resonate now is its relentless optimism. We are currently living through an era of "prestige" cinema that often feels cynical or nihilistic. This movie is the opposite. It posits that if you put enough smart people in a room (or on a planet) and give them enough time, they can solve anything. It’s a love letter to human ingenuity and the idea that every life is worth a billion-dollar rescue mission.

9 /10

Masterpiece

The Martian is the rare blockbuster that manages to be both intellectually stimulating and purely entertaining. It’s a film that celebrates the nerd in all of us, proving that humor is just as essential for survival as oxygen. If you haven't revisited it lately, do yourself a favor and watch Matt Damon grow some poop-potatoes—it’s the most heartening thing you’ll see all week.

Scene from The Martian Scene from The Martian

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