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2017

Kidnap

"Hell hath no fury like a mother in a minivan."

Kidnap poster
  • 95 minutes
  • Directed by Luis Prieto
  • Halle Berry, Sage Correa, Chris McGinn

⏱ 5-minute read

There is a specific brand of B-movie that knows exactly what it is, refuses to apologize for its existence, and then proceeds to drive 90 miles per hour into a brick wall of pure, unadulterated adrenaline. Kidnap is exactly that film. It’s a high-concept, low-logic thriller that asks one simple question: How far would Oscar-winner Halle Berry go to save her son if she were trapped in a 2011 Chrysler Town & Country?

Scene from Kidnap

The answer, it turns out, is "pretty far, and with a surprising amount of property damage."

The Minivan as a War Machine

Most action movies of the last decade have been obsessed with the "tactical." We’ve seen enough John Wick-style gun-fu and hyper-choreographed MMA fights to last a lifetime. But Luis Prieto, the director here, chooses a different path. He gives us the "Mom-core" thriller. The action isn't about grace; it’s about desperation.

The centerpiece of the film is a prolonged, breathless car chase that occupies roughly 70% of the runtime. I watched this while recovering from a mild case of food poisoning, and the shaky-cam was actually a very risky choice for my stomach, but I couldn’t look away. There is a raw, physical reality to the stunt work that feels refreshing in our era of green-screen dominance. When that minivan clips a sedan or swerves through a construction zone, you feel the weight of the metal.

The cinematography by Flavio Martínez Labiano keeps the camera uncomfortably close to Berry’s face. We aren’t watching the chase from a cool, detached drone shot; we are in the driver's seat, smelling the burnt rubber and feeling the frantic, vibrating plastic of the dashboard. It’s a masterclass in making a suburban vehicle look like a tank in a war zone.

The Halle Berry One-Woman Show

Scene from Kidnap

Let’s be honest: Kidnap shouldn't work. On paper, it’s a thin script by Knate Gwaltney that involves a lot of the protagonist talking to herself to explain the plot. "I’m not gonna let you go!" she screams at a car that cannot hear her. Yet, Halle Berry commits to the bit with the intensity of someone filming a Shakespearean tragedy.

She plays Karla Dyson, a diner waitress in the middle of a custody battle who sees her son Frankie (Sage Correa) being shoved into a battered Mustang at a carnival. From that moment on, the film sheds its skin as a drama and becomes a relentless pursuit. Berry (who also produced the film) understands the assignment perfectly. She doesn't play Karla as a secret super-spy or a retired assassin. She plays her as a woman who has completely snapped, fueled by that legendary "mother lifting a car off her child" strength.

There’s a fascinating bit of production history here, too. Kidnap was actually filmed in 2014 and got caught in the messy bankruptcy of Relativity Media. By the time it finally hit theaters in 2017, it felt like a relic from a slightly older era of cinema—before every thriller had to be a "prestige" limited series on a streaming platform. Its delay actually adds to its charm; it feels like a forgotten curiosity from a bin of mid-budget 90s thrillers, accidentally released into the modern age.

Logic is the First Casualty

If you go into Kidnap expecting a tight, logical progression of events, you are going to have a bad time. Karla makes decisions that would make a horror movie victim scream in frustration. She drops her cell phone almost immediately (a classic trope to keep the plot moving), and her refusal to wait for the police is justified by a cynical, contemporary view of institutional slow-footedness.

Scene from Kidnap

The villains, played by Chris McGinn and Lew Temple, are essentially swamp-dwelling monsters. They don't have complex motivations or tragic backstories. They are just the "bad guys" in a way that feels very Grimm’s Fairy Tale. It plays like a 90-minute PSA for never leaving your child alone with a GPS tracker that doesn't work.

But the film succeeds because it understands the "The 5-Minute Test" better than almost any other movie in its weight class. It never stops moving. The editing is frantic, the score by Federico Jusid is a pounding heartbeat, and the stakes are so primal that you find yourself rooting for the minivan despite the absurdity of it all. It’s a film that thrives on the "What would I do?" factor, tapping into a universal anxiety and then cranking the volume up to eleven.

6 /10

Worth Seeing

Kidnap is not high art, nor does it strive to be. It’s a lean, mean, occasionally silly survival thriller that serves as a reminder that Halle Berry can carry an entire movie on the strength of her panicked breathing alone. It’s the kind of film you find on a Sunday afternoon and end up watching until the very end because you simply have to see that minivan cross the finish line.

If you’re looking for a film that captures the frantic, messy energy of the 2010s mid-budget thriller before they all migrated to Netflix, this is a worthy trip. It’s a testament to the fact that sometimes, all you need for a good time is a determined mother, a lot of open highway, and a very sturdy set of tires. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s surprisingly satisfying.

Scene from Kidnap Scene from Kidnap

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