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2019

It Chapter Two

"Your childhood nightmares never actually grow up."

It Chapter Two poster
  • 169 minutes
  • Directed by Andy Muschietti
  • Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy, Bill Hader

⏱ 5-minute read

There is a specific kind of internet-fueled magic that happens when a collective of strangers on Twitter successfully bullies a studio into a perfect casting decision. When It Chapter One exploded in 2017, the "fancasts" for the adult versions of the Losers' Club were inescapable. We collectively decided that Bill Hader and James Ransone were the only humans biologically permitted to play Richie and Eddie. Somehow, the universe—and Andy Muschietti—listened. Seeing those two on screen together isn't just good casting; it’s a glitch in the matrix where the actors feel like they were grown in a lab specifically to mirror the mannerisms of their child-actor predecessors.

Scene from It Chapter Two

But once the novelty of the "They look exactly like them!" realization wears off about twenty minutes in, you’re left with the reality of the task at hand. It Chapter Two isn't just a sequel; it’s the second half of a massive, 1,100-page tome that Stephen King wrote while his bloodstream was likely 40% caffeine and 60% madness. Trying to condense the back half of that story into a single film resulted in a 169-minute behemoth that feels like it’s trying to be a horror movie, a trauma drama, and a psychedelic adventure all at once. I watched this in a theater where the air conditioning had died an hour before showtime, and by the three-hour mark, the sweltering heat made the Derry sewer scenes feel uncomfortably immersive.

The Trauma Quest Loop

The film picks up 27 years after the first, with Isaiah Mustafa’s Mike Hanlon calling the gang back to Derry. One by one, we see James McAvoy (Bill), Jessica Chastain (Bev), Jay Ryan (Ben), and the rest of the crew struggle with the fact that they’ve forgotten their childhood trauma—a psychological defense mechanism that the film handles with surprising grace. The chemistry between the adults is the movie’s strongest tether. When they’re sitting in the back of a Chinese restaurant, trading insults and slowly remembering their bond, the film is electric.

However, once the plot kicks in, Muschietti falls into a repetitive narrative trap. To defeat Pennywise, the characters must split up to find "tokens" from their past. This leads to a solid hour of the film where we watch one character go to a location, have a CGI-heavy flashback/scare, and then meet back up. It’s essentially a three-hour game of supernatural hide-and-seek where the seeker is a cosmic clown. Because we know they all have to survive to get to the finale, the tension in these individual vignettes starts to sag. By the fourth "token" quest, you aren't wondering if they'll survive; you're wondering how much longer Bill Skarsgård had to sit in a makeup chair for a five-minute jump scare.

Scale, Blood, and De-aging

Scene from It Chapter Two

As a blockbuster, the scale here is undeniable. New Line Cinema clearly gave Muschietti a blank check after the first film’s record-breaking success, and he spent it on some of the most ambitious practical and digital effects in modern horror. Apparently, the production used over 5,000 gallons of fake blood—most of it ending up on Jessica Chastain in a bathroom stall scene that would make Carrie White look like she was at a spa.

Speaking of technology, this film serves as a fascinating case study in the "Uncanny Valley" era of the late 2010s. Because the child actors had aged significantly between the two films, the production used extensive de-aging CGI for the flashback sequences. It’s mostly seamless, though there are moments where Finn Wolfhard’s face looks just a bit too smooth, like a high-end porcelain doll. It’s a testament to the "franchise era" we live in: we can’t even let kids grow up naturally if there’s a sequel to film.

Bill Skarsgård remains a revelation as Pennywise. He reportedly has the ability to move his eyes in different directions simultaneously—a trait Bill Hader didn't know was real until he saw it on set, leading to a genuine "What is wrong with your face?" reaction. Skarsgård plays the clown with a drooling, predatory hunger that outshines the massive CGI monsters the film eventually devolves into.

The Meta-Commentary of a Bad Ending

Scene from It Chapter Two

The film’s biggest hurdle is its ending, and to its credit, the screenplay tries to get ahead of the criticism. Throughout the movie, everyone tells James McAvoy’s character (a successful novelist) that his books are great but his endings suck. It’s a direct wink to the audience because, let’s be honest, Stephen King has a history of fumbling the landing.

The climax involves the Ritual of Chüd, a psychedelic journey into the "Deadlights" that involves our heroes literally bullying a giant spider-clown to death by calling him names. In an era of elevated horror where we expect deep subtext, watching A-list actors scream "You're just a clown!" at a CGI monster feels a bit silly. It’s a big, loud, expensive finale that trades the intimate dread of the first film for a superhero-style showdown.

Despite the bloat, the film grossed over $473 million worldwide. While that’s a significant drop from the first film’s $700 million, it solidified It as the definitive horror event of the decade. It captured the "legacy sequel" trend perfectly: bringing back the faces we love to settle a score we thought was already finished.

6.5 /10

Worth Seeing

Ultimately, I enjoyed It Chapter Two more as a character study of broken adults than as a horror film. The scares are often too reliant on "loud noise + big CGI face" to truly linger, but the performances—especially from Hader and Ransone—are soulful and hilarious. It’s a flawed, overstuffed, and occasionally exhausting farewell to Derry, but it has a heart as big as its runtime. If you’ve got three hours to spare, it’s a journey worth taking, even if the destination is a bit of a mess.

Scene from It Chapter Two Scene from It Chapter Two

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