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2019

Jumanji: The Next Level

"New players, same game, way more luggage."

Jumanji: The Next Level poster
  • 123 minutes
  • Directed by Jake Kasdan
  • Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black

⏱ 5-minute read

In the late 2010s, Hollywood became obsessed with the "legacy sequel"—that specific brand of cinematic necromancy that tries to resurrect dormant IPs by injecting them with fresh blood while keeping the old guard on life support. Most of these efforts felt like cynical cash grabs, but 2017’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle somehow defied the odds by being genuinely charming. When the inevitable follow-up, Jumanji: The Next Level, arrived in 2019, the skeptics (myself included) sharpenened our metaphorical knives. How many times can you play the "teenagers trapped in a video game" card before the battery dies?

Scene from Jumanji: The Next Level

As it turns out, you can do it at least one more time if you’re willing to get weird with the casting. I watched this while my neighbor was apparently practicing for a professional leaf-blowing championship outside my window, and the sheer volume of Kevin Hart’s high-pitched screaming was the only thing that could compete with the roar of the machinery. It was, strangely, the perfect way to experience the chaos.

The Avatar Identity Crisis

The genius of this sequel isn’t just in the world-building; it’s in the personality swap. By bringing in Danny DeVito and Danny Glover as the "real world" grandfathers who accidentally get sucked into the console, the film shifts from a teen body-swap comedy to a geriatric identity crisis. Seeing Dwayne Johnson (fresh off Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw) trade his usual smoldering intensity for the cranky, confused mannerisms of a 75-year-old man from New Jersey is a gift I didn't know I needed.

The Rock doing a DeVito impression is essentially a high-budget fever dream we all agreed to share. He’s not just playing an avatar; he’s playing a man who is genuinely annoyed that his hips don't hurt anymore. Meanwhile, Kevin Hart (who previously channeled a teenage girl in the first film) takes on the slow, methodical cadence of Danny Glover. It’s a masterstroke of comedic pacing. In a contemporary landscape where big-budget comedies often feel over-scripted and sterile, watching Hart explain the biology of a tortoise with the agonizing slowness of an elderly man is a highlight of 2010s physical comedy.

More Than Just a Reskin

Scene from Jumanji: The Next Level

Director Jake Kasdan (who gave us the cult classic Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story) understands that an adventure sequel needs to feel like a "Level 2." The lush jungles of the first film are largely swapped for sprawling deserts and treacherous, icy peaks. There’s a sequence involving a fleet of rotating rope bridges and a horde of angry mandrills that genuinely captures the frantic energy of a platformer game.

The addition of Awkwafina (hot off her breakout in The Farewell) adds another layer to the meta-commentary. She has to juggle multiple "souls" throughout the film, and her ability to mimic the rest of the cast proves why she became a ubiquitous presence in the late 2010s. Karen Gillan also gets more to do here, evolving beyond the "distraction dance" of the first film to become the glue holding the dysfunctional team together. It’s a movie that knows its biggest asset is a group of very wealthy adults pretending to be different, crankier adults.

The Business of Being a Blockbuster

From a production standpoint, The Next Level is a fascinating look at the "Seven Bucks Productions" machine. Dwayne Johnson has essentially turned his career into a lifestyle brand, and this film reflects that high-gloss, ultra-efficient production style. Despite a massive $125 million budget, it feels focused. It didn't just coast on the success of its predecessor; it expanded the footprint, pulling in over $800 million globally.

Scene from Jumanji: The Next Level

Interestingly, the crew didn't just rely on the "Volume" or green screens for everything. They actually headed out to the Glamis Dunes in California and the freezing altitudes of Alberta, Canada. That physical reality matters. When you see Jack Black (reprising his role as the "curvy" Professor Oberon) shivering in the snow, there’s a level of genuine discomfort that CGI just can’t replicate.

There's a bit of "franchise fatigue" that creeps in toward the final act—the villain, played by Rory McCann (the Hound from Game of Thrones), is unfortunately a bit of a placeholder—but the emotional core remains surprisingly intact. It touches on aging and the fear of being "left behind" in a way that resonates with the older audience while keeping the kids distracted with ostrich chases.

7.5 /10

Must Watch

In an era of bloated three-hour epics and cinematic universes that require a PhD to follow, Jumanji: The Next Level is a reminder of how fun a 123-minute adventure can be. It’s light, it’s fast, and it doesn't take itself seriously for a single second. It manages to bridge the gap between the 90s nostalgia of the original Robin Williams film and the hyper-kinetic energy of modern gaming culture without feeling like it’s pandering to either. If you have two hours to kill and want to see the world's biggest action star act like a confused grandfather, you really can't go wrong here.

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