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2019

Long Shot

"She’s everything. He’s a guy in a windbreaker."

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  • 125 minutes
  • Directed by Jonathan Levine
  • Charlize Theron, Seth Rogen, O'Shea Jackson Jr.

⏱ 5-minute read

I was nursing a lukewarm lime LaCroix when I first sat down to watch Long Shot, and by the time the credits rolled, I had nearly snorted carbonated water into my sinuses at least three times. It’s a rare thing in the late 2010s to find a studio romantic comedy that doesn’t feel like it was assembled by a focus-group algorithm designed to soothe people while they fold laundry. Instead, Jonathan Levine’s 2019 gem feels like a defiant, foul-mouthed, and deeply sweet throwback to the era when movies allowed their leads to be charismatic, messy, and—most importantly—actually funny.

Scene from Long Shot

A Reverse Pretty Woman for the #MeToo Era

There’s a specific kind of magic that happens when you take an untouchable screen icon like Charlize Theron and pair her with a man who has built a career on being the human embodiment of a bong rip. On paper, it’s a disaster. In execution, it’s the film's secret weapon. Charlize Theron plays Charlotte Field, the U.S. Secretary of State who is essentially a sentient spreadsheet of perfection. She’s running for President, but she’s being told she isn’t "approachable" enough—a critique women in power face with exhausting regularity.

Enter Seth Rogen as Fred Flarsky, a crusading journalist who looks like he lives in a laundromat’s "lost and found" bin. He was her childhood neighbor; she was his babysitter. The "long shot" of the title isn't just the election; it's the idea that these two could occupy the same zip code, let alone the same bed. What makes this work now—and why it feels so much more relevant than the rom-coms of the early 2000s—is that it refuses to make Charlotte smaller to accommodate Fred. He has to level up. He has to stop being a self-sabotaging jerk, while she has to find the person she was before her life became a series of polling data points.

The Art of the "Molly" Diplomacy

Scene from Long Shot

The comedic timing here is surgical. There is a sequence involving a diplomatic crisis that occurs while Charlotte is peaking on MDMA that is quite possibly the funniest ten minutes of cinema released in the last decade. Watching Charlize Theron navigate an international hostage situation while vibrating with drug-induced empathy is a masterclass in physical comedy. It’s also where you see the script’s sharpest edges—written by Dan Sterling and Liz Hannah—blending high-stakes political satire with absolute "bro-trip" absurdity.

Behind the scenes, the production was a bit of a labor of love for Charlize Theron and Seth Rogen, who spent nearly seven years developing the script. They wanted to ensure it didn't just feel like a "Seth Rogen Movie" where a beautiful woman inexplicably loves a schlub. Apparently, the original title was simply Flarsky, but they realized the movie belonged to both of them, not just him. This collaborative spirit shines through in the improvisation. The scene where they argue about the lyrics to "It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday" feels so lived-in and genuine that it’s no surprise the Boyz II Men cameo was a non-negotiable bucket list item for the cast.

Prosthetics, Parody, and Power Players

Scene from Long Shot

If you didn’t check the credits, you might have missed that the oily, Murdoch-esque media mogul Parker Wembley is played by Andy Serkis. Yes, the King of Motion Capture spent six hours a day in a makeup chair to look like a decaying piece of fruit in a suit. It’s a bizarre, brilliant bit of casting that highlights the film’s "cult" potential—it’s full of these weird, specific choices that reward repeat viewings.

Then there’s O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Fred’s best friend, Lance. In any other movie, he’d be the "black best friend" trope, but here he’s a wealthy, Republican-leaning tech bro who provides the film's most grounded (and ironically conservative) wisdom. June Diane Raphael and Ravi Patel round out the staff as the cynical gatekeepers of Charlotte’s image, and their deadpan delivery provides a necessary anchor to the more "Rogen-esque" shenanigans. Seth Rogen is actually a better romantic lead than half the guys in the Marvel Cinematic Universe because he allows himself to be vulnerable and, frankly, secondary to his partner’s ambition.

8.5 /10

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Ultimately, Long Shot succeeded because it didn't treat its audience like they were incapable of handling both a "cum joke" and a nuanced discussion on the compromises of political idealism. It arrived at a moment of peak polarization and offered a world where a hardcore leftist and a pragmatic centrist could find common ground over a shared love of 90s R&B and the desire to do something good. It didn't break the box office—rom-coms rarely do anymore in the age of the superhero—but it has since found a fervent life on streaming. It’s the kind of movie you put on when you’re tired of the world being on fire and you just want to believe that, maybe, the smart girl and the weird guy can actually save it together.

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