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2022

Choose or Die

"High scores paid in blood."

Choose or Die (2022) poster
  • 85 minutes
  • Directed by Toby Meakins
  • Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Robert Englund

⏱ 5-minute read

There is a specific kind of dread that only a blinking green cursor on a black screen can evoke. It’s that low-fi, 1980s tech-anxiety where the machine feels less like a tool and more like an altar. Choose or Die leans hard into this retro-fetishism, but instead of giving us the warm, fuzzy synth-wave hug we’ve grown accustomed to in the post-Stranger Things era, it decides to smash a bottle over our heads. It’s a nasty, glitchy little thriller that feels like it was coded in a basement by someone who really, really hates the gig economy.

Scene from "Choose or Die" (2022)

I caught this one late on a Tuesday night while my left foot was pins-and-needles numb because I’d been sitting cross-legged for too long, and honestly, that physical discomfort matched the movie’s "choose your flavor of pain" energy perfectly.

Retro-Grit and 8-Bit Grime

The premise is pure creepypasta: Kayla, played with a weary, sharp-edged desperation by Iola Evans, is a college dropout working a dead-end cleaning job while trying to keep her grieving mother afloat. She finds an old survival horror game called CURS>R at the apartment of her friend Isaac (played by Asa Butterfield, who many will recognize as the awkward lead from Sex Education or the titular clock-fixer in Hugo). There’s an unclaimed $125,000 prize for anyone who finishes it. Naturally, in an era where rent is a nightmare and social safety nets are made of tissue paper, she boots it up.

What follows is a series of "Levels" where the game somehow highjacks reality. It’s not just "if you die in the game, you die in real life"; it’s "the game is currently rewriting the physics of your kitchen to make you suffer." Director Toby Meakins does a fantastic job of making the tech feel invasive. The sound of the dot-matrix printer or the screech of a loading tape becomes a jump-scare in itself. The movie treats 80s nostalgia like a localized infection rather than a vintage aesthetic. It’s ugly, it’s dirty, and it’s genuinely mean-spirited in a way that modern PG-13 horror often forgets to be.

The Final Girl of the Gig Economy

Iola Evans is the real discovery here. She carries the film’s emotional weight—which is surprisingly heavy for an 85-minute "cursed game" flick—without ever becoming a damsel. She’s cynical and tired, making her a perfect foil for the supernatural absurdity. Her chemistry with Asa Butterfield is sweet, providing a much-needed anchor before the movie goes full-tilt into the surreal.

We also get a delightful, albeit brief, appearance by Eddie Marsan (the king of playing "guys you wouldn't trust with your drink") in the prologue. He sets the tone as a man already broken by the game’s demands. And for the horror historians out there, keep your ears open: that’s the legendary Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger himself) providing the voice on the other end of the prize-claim phone line. It’s a tiny bit of fan service that doesn’t feel forced; it just adds to the sense that we’re playing with forces from a darker era of cinema.

The horror mechanics here rely heavily on psychological torture. One standout scene involves a bathroom, a glass of water, and some very aggressive chewing. It’s the kind of sequence that makes you want to look away but keeps you locked in because the sound design is so crisp and disgusting. Much of that credit goes to the score by Liam Howlett of The Prodigy. It’s abrasive, electronic, and pulses with a "fat of the land" energy that keeps the pacing tight.

Glitchy Gore and Modern Anxiety

As we move deeper into the streaming era, I’ve noticed a lot of films feel like they’re designed by an algorithm to be "background noise." Choose or Die fights against that. It wants your attention, even if it has to scream in your ear to get it. While it doesn't quite have the budget to pull off some of its more ambitious reality-warping ideas in the final act, it makes up for it with sheer "what the hell am I watching?" audacity.

The film does stumble a bit when it tries to explain its own mythology. The "why" behind the curse involves some vague hand-waving about ancient symbols and suffering being turned into power. It’s a bit thin, but I’ve always preferred horror that leaves the door cracked rather than one that explains the monster’s tax returns. My only real gripe is that the ending feels like it’s sprinting toward a franchise setup that might never happen, leaving a few character arcs dangling like loose wires.

Still, in an era of polished, safe horror, this felt like a grimy VHS tape I found in the back of a rental store. It’s cynical, it’s fast, and it understands that the most terrifying thing about the future is that we might be forced to repeat the worst parts of the past just to pay the bills.

Scene from "Choose or Die" (2022)
6.5 /10

Worth Seeing

Choose or Die isn’t going to redefine the genre, and it probably won't be cited in film textbooks twenty years from now, but it’s a sharp, nasty little diversion for a Friday night. It captures that specific brand of "modern-retro" anxiety better than most of its peers, proving that even in the age of 4K streaming, a simple text-based command can still be the scariest thing on your screen. Just maybe don't watch it if you're already stressed about your bank account.

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