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2022

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

"Because sometimes the best Christmas gift is a kidnapped Kevin Bacon."

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special poster
  • 45 minutes
  • Directed by James Gunn
  • Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista, Karen Gillan

⏱ 5-minute read

I watched this while aggressively avoiding my family during a heavy layover in Denver, nursing a lukewarm Cinnabon that had clearly seen better days. There is something profoundly fitting about watching the Guardians of the Galaxy—a collection of cosmic rejects who have no idea how anything works—while you’re stuck in the liminal space of an airport terminal. It’s a film that thrives in the cracks of the "important" cinema, a 44-minute detour that feels more human than most three-hour epics about the fate of the multiverse.

Scene from The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

In the current era of superhero saturation, where every frame of a Marvel movie is usually expected to set up the next six years of "content," The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special is a glorious anomaly. It’s a "Special Presentation," a format Disney+ toyed with for a minute, and honestly, it’s the most fun I’ve had with the franchise since the first time I heard "Hooked on a Feeling." It doesn’t want to save the world; it just wants to make Chris Pratt’s Peter Quill feel a little less lonely.

The Beauty of the Low-Stakes Side Quest

There’s a specific kind of exhaustion that comes with modern franchise filmmaking—the feeling that you need a PhD in lore just to understand why the sky is turning purple. James Gunn (directing and writing here) seemingly understands this fatigue better than anyone. He took a break from the high-octane tragedy of Volume 3 to give us what is essentially a high-budget 1970s variety show. The MCU would be 40% better if every movie was just two idiots trying to understand Earth culture.

The focus shifts away from Star-Lord and lands squarely on Pom Klementieff as Mantis and Dave Bautista as Drax. It turns out that watching these two navigate Hollywood Boulevard is the comedic peak of the entire series. When they mistake people in Transformers costumes for actual robotic deities or try to "buy" a man’s dog, it’s played with such earnest, brain-dead sincerity that you can’t help but lean in. It’s sci-fi at its most playful—using the "alien outsider" trope not to comment on our biological failings, but to mock our tacky tourist traps.

A Masterclass in Meta-Casting

The plot is thin, but intentionally so: Mantis and Drax decide that the ultimate Christmas gift for Peter is his childhood hero, Kevin Bacon. The fact that they actually got Kevin Bacon to play "Kevin Bacon" is the kind of meta-joke that could have felt incredibly smug, but instead, it’s weirdly touching. Watching Kevin Bacon get chased through his own house by an invisible Drax is a highlight I didn't know I needed in my life.

Scene from The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Apparently, Gunn wrote the script in just a few hours, and you can feel that spontaneity. It doesn't feel over-engineered by a committee of producers. It feels like a prank that someone gave a $20 million budget to. The inclusion of the band The Old 97’s (dressed as aliens) performing "I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)" perfectly captures the film’s vibe: it’s cynical about the commercialism of the holidays but deeply, embarrassingly sentimental about the people you spend them with.

The Technical Polish of a "Minor" Work

Despite being a "short," the production value isn't scaled back. They used "The Volume"—that massive LED wall technology pioneered by The Mandalorian—to create the snowy streets of Knowhere, and the integration is seamless. It’s a far cry from the grainy, nightmare-inducing puppet work of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special that clearly inspired this.

The cinematography by Henry Braham, who also shot The Suicide Squad, keeps things vibrant and tactile. Even Karen Gillan’s Nebula gets a moment of wonderful, deadpan physical comedy that reminds you how much these actors have inhabited these prosthetic-heavy roles. Also, a quick shout-out to Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel; even as voice performances, Rocket and Groot feel like the weary anchors of this chaotic family.

Interestingly, this special marks the first time we see the new-and-improved, "swole" Groot, and the debut of Cosmo the Spacedog (voiced by Maria Bakalova), who is a very good boy. It’s these little details that make the special feel essential for fans without making it a homework assignment for casual viewers.

Scene from The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Behind the Cosmic tinsel

Part of what gives this its "cult" energy is how it was filmed. Gunn shot this simultaneously with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, using the same sets and crew. It’s the ultimate "making of" story—a director finding a way to sneak a weird, personal art project into the middle of a massive corporate production. The cast has gone on record saying this was the most fun they’ve ever had on a Marvel set, and you can see it in Dave Bautista’s eyes—he’s having a blast being the heavy-lifting comic relief before hanging up the makeup for good.

It also highlights how much the streaming era has changed what a "movie" can be. In 1995, this would have been a 22-minute TV episode with a laugh track. In 2022, it’s a high-gloss, 45-minute cinematic event that bridges the gap between theatrical releases. It’s the perfect length for a "5-minute test" that accidentally turns into the whole 45.

8.5 /10

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This is a rare instance where a franchise film feels like it was made by a human being with a specific, slightly warped sense of humor. It’s a celebration of the "found family" theme that has always been the heart of the Guardians, wrapped in the gaudy, tinsel-covered paper of a holiday special. It’s sweet, it’s stupid, and it features a scene where a cyborg arm is given as a heartfelt gift. What more could you actually want from a space opera?

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