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2023

Murder Mystery 2

"Twice the Spitz, half the clues."

Murder Mystery 2 poster
  • 91 minutes
  • Directed by Jeremy Garelick
  • Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Mark Strong

⏱ 5-minute read

There is a specific kind of modern comfort found in the "Netflix Original" thumbnail—that glossy, high-contrast image of two movie stars looking slightly panicked against a backdrop of a country you can’t afford to visit. It’s the digital equivalent of a paperback thriller bought at an airport newsstand. You know exactly what’s inside, you know it won’t change your life, and you know it will pair perfectly with a bag of slightly stale pretzels. Murder Mystery 2 is the apex predator of this genre. It arrived in 2023 not as a cinematic statement, but as a cozy, 90-minute hug from Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, two people who have spent three decades convincing us they are our best friends.

Scene from Murder Mystery 2

I watched this while trying to scrape a tiny piece of dried oatmeal off my coffee table with my thumbnail, and honestly, the low-stakes rhythm of the film made the task feel much more productive than it actually was. That’s the magic of the Spitzes. Nick and Audrey Spitz (Sandler and Aniston) are no longer the bumbling accidental detectives of the first film; they’ve now leaned into the chaos, opening their own struggling agency. When their billionaire friend, the Maharajah (Adeel Akhtar), invites them to a private island for a wedding, the inevitable kidnapping occurs, and we’re off to the races—or rather, a very expensive-looking tour of Paris.

The Art of the Vacation Movie

In this current era of "content" dominance, we often talk about franchise fatigue, but we rarely discuss the "vacation movie." This is the Happy Madison specialty: get a massive budget from a streamer, fly your favorite people to a scenic locale, and film a comedy while everyone enjoys the catering. It’s a formula that could easily feel cynical, but Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston have a chemistry that is genuinely bulletproof. They bicker like a couple that has argued about the correct way to load a dishwasher for twenty years, and it carries the movie through its more formulaic patches.

What’s fascinating here is the sheer scale of the production. Directed by Jeremy Garelick (The Wedding Ringer), the sequel trades the closed-room mystery vibes of the original for a full-blown action-comedy template. We get high-speed chases through the streets of Paris and a climax atop the Eiffel Tower that feels like it wandered out of a Mission: Impossible storyboard. James Vanderbilt, the screenwriter who somehow also wrote the ultra-serious Zodiac and the recent Scream reboots, knows exactly how to pace these things. It’s essentially a 90-minute excuse for Sandler to wear a Hawaiian shirt in the middle of a tactical shootout, and I find that oddly respectable.

High Stakes and Higher Heels

The supporting cast is where these movies usually live or die, and Murder Mystery 2 brings some heavy hitters to the buffet. Mark Strong arrives as a legendary MI6 negotiator, playing the "straight man" with such rigid intensity that he almost makes the Spitzes look like actual professionals. Then you have Mélanie Laurent (who I still mostly associate with burning down a cinema in Inglourious Basterds) and Jodie Turner-Smith, who seems to be having the most fun of anyone on screen, draped in enough jewelry to sink a small yacht.

Scene from Murder Mystery 2

The humor is classic Sandler—a mix of physical slapstick and fast-talking neurosis. There’s a bit involving a van door and a sequence with a giant axe that reminded me why Sandler is still the king of the "angry middle-aged man" scream. But the real joy is in the subversion of the "competent detective" trope. Nick and Audrey aren't Sherlock Holmes; they are people who have watched a lot of Dateline and think that makes them experts. They are the human equivalent of a 'Check Engine' light that everyone keeps ignoring.

A Mystery Wrapped in a Streaming Metric

As a piece of contemporary cinema, Murder Mystery 2 is a fascinating artifact of the streaming wars. It doesn't need to break the box office; it just needs to be the thing you click on when you're too tired to commit to a three-hour historical epic. It’s "algorithm-core," designed to be digestible, colorful, and completely unpretentious. The CGI is occasionally a bit rubbery—particularly during the Eiffel Tower sequence—but the film moves so fast you barely have time to notice the green screen seams.

Is it a masterpiece? Of course not. But in an age where everything feels like it needs to be a "dark reimagining" or a "multiverse-spanning epic," there is something deeply refreshing about a movie that just wants to tell a few jokes and show you a nice hotel. It’s the cinematic equivalent of a grilled cheese sandwich—it’s not fine dining, but you’re never disappointed when it shows up.

6.5 /10

Worth Seeing

If you’re looking for a film that demands your undivided attention and rewards deep thematic analysis, keep scrolling. But if you want to see Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston being effortlessly charming while things explode behind them in 4K resolution, this is your weekend sorted. It’s a breezy, silly, and surprisingly well-constructed romp that knows exactly what it is: a very expensive vacation that we all get to go on from the comfort of our couches.

***

Stuff You Didn't Notice

The Zodiac Connection: It is perpetually hilarious to me that screenwriter James Vanderbilt wrote both this and the masterpiece Zodiac. From tracking a serial killer in 1970s San Francisco to Adam Sandler accidentally setting a man on fire in Paris—that is what we call range. The Stunt Work: Despite the comedic tone, the stunt coordinator for the film was Greg Powell, who worked on Skyfall and several Harry Potter films. The action is actually much more competent than a "standard" comedy requires. * The Happy Madison Family: Keep an eye out for the usual Sandler cameos and recurring faces; the production is basically a family reunion with a craft services budget that could fund a small nation.

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