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2023

Nimona

"Chaos comes in neon pink."

Nimona poster
  • 99 minutes
  • Directed by Troy Quane
  • Chloë Grace Moretz, Riz Ahmed, Eugene Lee Yang

⏱ 5-minute read

The story of how Nimona actually made it onto our screens is arguably as dramatic as the film itself. In the messy divorce that was the Disney-Fox merger, this project was the kid caught in the middle. Disney shuttered Blue Sky Studios (the folks behind Ice Age), and Nimona—which was reportedly about 75% complete—was unceremoniously dumped into the cinematic trash bin. It felt like one of those legendary "lost" films before it even had a chance to exist. But thanks to a rescue mission by Annapurna Pictures and a final landing spot on Netflix, we got to see what might be the most punk-rock animated feature of the decade.

Scene from Nimona

I watched this while hunched over my laptop, desperately trying to untangle a knot in a pair of wired headphones I’ve owned since 2014, and honestly, the sheer energy of the opening sequence made me forget I was even annoyed.

The Resurrection of a Rebel

Nimona is a fascinating artifact of the current streaming era. In a landscape often dominated by "safe" franchise bets, this film feels like the cinematic equivalent of a middle finger dipped in neon pink glitter. It’s a medieval-futuristic mashup where knights carry laser swords and the architecture looks like a Pinterest board for a high-tech feudalism. It’s a vibe that could have felt cluttered, but directors Troy Quane and Nick Bruno (who previously teamed up on Spies in Disguise) lean into the aesthetic with total confidence.

The plot kicks off with Ballister Boldheart, voiced with a perfect mix of nobility and anxiety by Riz Ahmed (Sound of Metal). Ballister is a commoner about to be knighted, a massive break in tradition that ends in disaster when his sword sprouts a laser and assassinates the Queen. Framed and on the run, he’s found by Nimona (Chloë Grace Moretz), a chaotic shape-shifter who is absolutely stoked to be a "sidekick" to a perceived villain. Chloë Grace Moretz brings a manic, infectious joy to the role; she sounds like she’s having the time of her life, making Nimona feel less like a "magical creature" and more like a teenager who just discovered she can break the laws of physics and intends to do so frequently.

Shape-Shifting as High-Octane Action

Action in animation often falls into the trap of being floaty, but Nimona understands weight and momentum. The choreography here is genuinely inventive because it has to account for a character who can change mass in a split second. During an early escape sequence, Nimona shifts from a small girl to a rhinoceros to a gorilla, and the "camera" work—if we can call it that in animation—follows the impact of every transformation. There’s a tactile crunch to the action. When Nimona-as-a-whale drops onto a squad of soldiers, you don’t just see it; the sound design makes sure you feel the floorboards groaning.

Scene from Nimona

The pacing is relentless, but it never feels like "empty calories" spectacle. Every fight sequence serves to show the growing chemistry between Ballister and Nimona. He’s a tactical, "by the book" fighter, while she is pure, unadulterated chaos. Watching them find a rhythm is where the film’s heart beats loudest. It’s reminiscent of the kinetic energy in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, but with a flatter, more graphic art style that feels like a comic book come to life.

Meaningful Subversion

What makes this film stand out in the current cultural moment is how it handles its themes. In a time when "representation" can sometimes feel like a corporate checkbox, Nimona feels deeply personal and radical. It’s an overt allegory for the trans and gender-nonconforming experience, but it wraps those ideas in a story about systemic corruption and the fear of "the monster."

The relationship between Ballister and Eugene Lee Yang’s Ambrosius Goldenloin (yes, that is the name) is handled with a casual, lived-in intimacy that feels refreshing. They aren't "just friends" who might be more; they are clearly a couple torn apart by duty and a rigid society. Eugene Lee Yang, known for his work with The Try Guys, delivers a performance that balances the ridiculousness of his character’s name with genuine pathos.

There’s a bit of trivia that makes the film’s survival even sweeter: internal reports suggested Disney leadership was uncomfortable with a same-sex kiss in the film back when Blue Sky was still under their umbrella. Seeing that moment remain in the final Netflix cut feels like a victory for creative integrity over corporate caution.

Scene from Nimona

Stuff You Might Not Have Noticed

If you look closely at the background art, the film is littered with "low-tech" nods in a "high-tech" world. The Institute’s propaganda is everywhere, showing how the city-state uses fear to keep its citizens behind walls. It’s a very "now" commentary on how misinformation travels. Also, the score by Christophe Beck (who did the music for Frozen and Ant-Man) swaps orchestral swells for heavy distorted bass and punk riffs whenever Nimona takes center stage, perfectly punctuating her "anti-hero" energy.

The film is a tight 99 minutes, which is a blessing in an era where every blockbuster feels the need to push three hours. It hits the ground running, makes you fall in love with a pink shark, breaks your heart a little, and then sticks the landing with a finale that feels earned rather than manufactured.

9 /10

Masterpiece

Nimona is the kind of movie that shouldn't have been a "discovery"—it should have been a massive theatrical event. But its path through the streaming wilderness has only made its arrival feel more special. It’s a loud, funny, and visually stunning reminder that the best stories are often the ones that the big studios are too afraid to tell. Whether you're here for the breakneck action or the surprisingly deep emotional stakes, it's a journey that earns every second of your attention. Go watch it before the algorithm buries it again.

Scene from Nimona Scene from Nimona

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