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2023

The Swan

"A beautiful, boxy nightmare of childhood cruelty."

The Swan (2023) poster
  • 17 minutes
  • Directed by Wes Anderson
  • Rupert Friend, Ralph Fiennes, Asa Jennings

⏱ 5-minute read

Watching a 17-minute film feels like a strange act of rebellion in an era where every blockbuster demands three hours of your life and a lumbar support pillow. The Swan arrived on Netflix as part of a four-short anthology, and it’s the cinematic equivalent of a double espresso: short, bitter, and enough to make your heart race uncomfortably. I watched this on a Tuesday morning while eating a slightly stale croissant, and the crunching sound of the pastry perfectly synced up with the narrator's clipped British vowels, adding a layer of unintended foley work to the whole experience.

Scene from "The Swan" (2023)

If you’ve seen a Wes Anderson film before—perhaps The French Dispatch or The Royal Tenenbaums—you know the drill. There will be symmetry. There will be pastel colors. There will be people looking directly into the camera as if they’re trying to remember if they left the stove on. But The Swan feels different. It’s stripped back, favoring a theatrical artifice that makes the world feel small, contained, and dangerously intimate.

The Mechanics of a Paper Nightmare

The plot is deceptively simple, pulled straight from a Roald Dahl short story: two massive, pea-brained bullies spend a day tormenting a small, brilliant boy named Peter Watson. What makes this adaptation fascinating is how Wes Anderson chooses to tell it. Instead of a traditional narrative, we have Rupert Friend as the adult Peter, narrating his own childhood trauma while standing in the middle of a shifting stage set.

Behind him, stagehands like Truman Hanks and Benoît Herlin scurry around, physically moving bushes and fences into place. It’s a "storytelling about storytelling" gimmick that should be annoying, but instead, it creates this eerie sense of inevitability. You aren’t watching a boy get bullied; you’re watching a man relive a memory he can’t escape. It’s basically a high-fashion version of a snuff film for your childhood trauma.

The sets are intentionally flat, looking like something out of a high-end middle school play, which only highlights the brutality of the story. When the bullies tie Peter to a railway track or force him to retrieve a dead swan, the lack of "real" gore makes the psychological weight feel ten times heavier. You don't need a CGI train to feel the panic when the narrator's voice remains so chillingly calm.

Performances in a Cardboard Box

Rupert Friend is the engine that drives this short. He delivers a mountain of dialogue at a breakneck pace, never blinking, never stumbling. He manages to play both the narrator and the characters he encounters, shifting his posture and tone just enough to let you know who’s talking. It’s an athletic feat of acting that reminds me why we need these shorter formats—it’s a showcase for a specific kind of intensity that might become exhausting over two hours but is electrifying for twenty minutes.

Scene from "The Swan" (2023)

Then there’s Ralph Fiennes, appearing as Roald Dahl himself, tucked away in a replica of the author’s famous writing hut. Ralph Fiennes, who we all know from The Grand Budapest Hotel or as the man who shouldn't have a nose in Harry Potter, brings a crusty, objective distance to the proceedings. He isn't there to comfort you; he’s there to report the facts of the cruelty.

The younger Peter is played by Asa Jennings, who has the unenviable task of being the silent center of this storm. He doesn't say much, but his face—wide-eyed and resilient—carries the emotional stakes. When he’s forced to wear the wings of a dead swan, it’s one of the most haunting images I’ve seen in contemporary cinema, precisely because it looks so absurd and "staged."

Why This Matters Right Now

We’re currently living through a strange "Dahl-ification" of streaming, with Netflix snapping up the rights to the author's estate and various directors trying to scrub the complicated man's legacy into something palatable. Wes Anderson, however, leans into the darkness. The Swan doesn't feel like a sanitized corporate product; it feels like a genuine attempt to capture the jagged edges of Dahl’s prose.

In an era of franchise fatigue, where every movie feels like a trailer for the next movie, The Swan is a closed loop. It’s a complete thought. It also speaks to our current cultural obsession with "processing trauma," but it does so without the usual therapist-approved platitudes. It’s a movie about a kid who gets put through a meat grinder and decides to fly anyway.

The trivia nuts will appreciate the cameo by Truman Hanks, who seems to be carving out a niche as a reliable ensemble player in his own right. And for the design nerds, the cinematography by Roman Coppola—a long-time collaborator who worked on Moonrise Kingdom—is a masterwork of lighting. He makes a flat piece of plywood look like a sprawling English meadow just by shifting a shadow.

Scene from "The Swan" (2023)
8.5 /10

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This isn't a "fun" watch in the traditional sense, but it is a deeply satisfying one. It’s a testament to what can happen when a director with a very specific, almost obsessive vision is given the freedom to play with a short-form medium. It’s mean, it’s beautiful, and it lingers in your brain long after the 17 minutes are up. If you have a gap between meetings or you're waiting for your laundry to dry, give Peter Watson your attention—he’s earned it.

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