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2023

Totally Killer

"Safety is so 1987."

Totally Killer poster
  • 104 minutes
  • Directed by Nahnatchka Khan
  • Kiernan Shipka, Olivia Holt, Troy Leigh-Anne Johnson

⏱ 5-minute read

I watched Totally Killer on a Tuesday evening while nursing a lukewarm cup of peppermint tea and sitting on a sofa that still smells faintly of my dog’s refusal to acknowledge personal boundaries. It was the perfect environment for a movie that doesn't ask you to solve the mysteries of the universe, but instead asks: "What if Marty McFly had a knife and a very justified grudge against the Reagan era?"

Scene from Totally Killer

Released straight to Prime Video by the horror hit-factory Blumhouse, Totally Killer is the kind of high-concept genre mashup that thrives in our current streaming ecosystem. It’s a "slasher-com" that understands exactly what it is—a cheeky, neon-soaked bridge between the slasher boom of the 1980s and the hyper-aware, trauma-informed horror of the 2020s. It doesn't quite have the emotional gut-punch of Scream, but it has enough wit to keep you from checking your phone for the full 104 minutes.

The Culture Clash of the Century

The premise is a delightful "what-if" scenario. Kiernan Shipka (who most of us still associate with the moody vibes of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) plays Jamie, a Gen Z teen whose mother, Pam (Julie Bowen), is still haunted by the 1987 murders of her three best friends. When the "Sweet Sixteen Killer" returns to finish the job in the present day, Jamie accidentally hops into a makeshift time machine—built by her genius friend Amelia (Kelcey Mawema)—and finds herself stranded in 1987.

The film's strongest asset isn't the mystery of the killer’s identity, but the hilarious friction between Jamie’s modern sensibilities and the lawless wasteland of the late eighties. Nahnatchka Khan, making a sharp pivot from her work on Fresh Off the Boat and Always Be My Maybe, directs the comedy with a breezy confidence. She treats the past not with rose-tinted glasses, but with a skeptical side-eye. The 1980s were essentially a lawless wasteland of asbestos, casual bullying, and gym teachers who definitely shouldn't have been allowed near children.

Watching Jamie’s face contort in horror as she realizes 1987 teenagers didn't use seatbelts or understand the concept of a "trigger warning" is worth the price of admission alone. Shipka is fantastic here, playing the straight man to a decade that feels like an alien planet.

Slashing Through the Tropes

Scene from Totally Killer

Once Jamie connects with the teen version of her mother—played with perfect "mean girl with a heart of gold" energy by Olivia Holt—the movie becomes a race against time. They have to stop the original murders to save the future, which leads to some genuinely fun set pieces.

The horror elements are handled with a light touch. This isn't the kind of movie that’s going to give you nightmares; it’s more interested in the mechanics of a slasher. The killer's mask—a creepy, blonde, earring-clad caricature of a 1980s heartthrob—is a great bit of design. It’s a literal face of the decade coming back to bite. While the kills are creative enough to satisfy the gore-hounds, the film never loses its sense of humor. It manages to be a slasher movie where the most dangerous thing on screen is often the lack of basic health and safety standards.

The screenplay by David Matalon and Jen D'Angelo keeps the meta-commentary fast and furious. It leans into the Back to the Future comparisons so hard that it eventually just starts quoting the movie, which is a smart move. In an era where "legacy sequels" and "IP-driven decisions" dominate the box office, there’s something refreshing about a standalone streaming original that plays with these tropes without feeling like a cynical cash grab.

A Modern Slasher for the Streaming Age

From a production standpoint, you can see the Blumhouse efficiency at work. The 1987 setting feels authentic without being overly expensive—mostly achieved through big hair, short shorts, and a soundtrack that makes you want to go buy a denim jacket. The cinematography by Judd Overton uses a vibrant, high-contrast palette that separates the "cold" present from the "warm, fuzzy, but dangerous" past.

Scene from Totally Killer

It’s also worth noting the representation behind and in front of the camera. Unlike the actual slashers of the 80s, where characters of color were often relegated to the background or early exits, Kelcey Mawema and Troy Leigh-Anne Johnson (playing the 1987 version of Amelia's mom) are integral to the plot. They are the brains of the operation, providing the scientific backbone that makes the time travel—and the survival—possible. It’s a subtle but meaningful correction of the genre's history.

My only real gripe is that the "whodunnit" element feels a bit secondary. If you’ve seen more than three slasher movies, you’ll probably peg the killer before the third act begins. But Totally Killer isn't trying to outsmart you; it’s trying to invite you to a party. It’s a film made for the TikTok generation that still has a deep, begrudging respect for the VHS era.

7.5 /10

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Ultimately, Totally Killer is a blast because it refuses to take itself too seriously while still caring about its characters. It’s the kind of movie that reminds me why I love the horror-comedy genre—it’s a tightrope walk between tension and absurdity. It might not become a "legendary classic" in the vein of Halloween, but for a Friday night on the couch, it’s a total scream. If you can handle the sight of a 17-year-old being baffled by a rotary phone, you're going to have a great time.

Scene from Totally Killer Scene from Totally Killer

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