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2024

The Union

"Lunch pails, pistols, and long-lost loves."

The Union poster
  • 109 minutes
  • Directed by Julian Farino
  • Mark Wahlberg, Halle Berry, J.K. Simmons

⏱ 5-minute read

There is a very specific species of cinema that has flourished in the last five years, a genre I like to call "The High-Gloss Background Noise." These are films designed with the precision of a Swiss watch and the soul of a very expensive refrigerator, specifically engineered to be consumed while you’re folding laundry or scrolling through your phone. The Union is the latest specimen from the Netflix lab, and while it doesn’t exactly rewrite the spy handbook, it offers a comfortable, star-studded couch to sit on for 109 minutes.

Scene from The Union

I watched this while my neighbor was power-washing his driveway, which provided a strangely immersive 4D soundscape for Mike McKenna’s early construction site scenes. It’s that kind of movie—sturdy, loud, and perfectly functional.

The Jersey Blue-Collar Spy

The premise is pure wish fulfillment for anyone who ever wondered "what if" about their high school sweetheart. Mark Wahlberg (reuniting with his Entourage director Julian Farino) plays Mike, a New Jersey construction worker who spends his nights at the local pub and his days walking steel beams. He’s essentially playing a refined version of his real-life persona: a guy who says "wicked" without irony and values loyalty above all else.

Enter Halle Berry as Roxanne Hall. She’s the one who got away, appearing at Mike’s local bar like a ghost from a much more stylish past. Before Mike can process his feelings, she’s drugged him and flown him to London. It turns out Roxanne works for "The Union," a secret intelligence agency that recruits "the people who actually build the world"—blue-collar workers with street smarts and high pain tolerances.

The central hook is that the intelligence community has been compromised, and they need a "nobody" with no digital footprint to retrieve a MacGuffin (a list of every undercover agent, naturally). It’s a classic setup, and Wahlberg sells the "fish out of water" bit well, even if the Union’s recruitment process makes LinkedIn look like the Mossad. I found myself wondering if they have a dental plan or if they just give you a Glock and a pat on the back.

Espionage in the Age of the Algorithm

Scene from The Union

In this contemporary era of streaming dominance, The Union feels like a response to the "franchise fatigue" currently plaguing the box office. Instead of a sprawling cinematic universe, we get a self-contained, high-budget actioner that relies on the sheer charisma of its leads. Halle Berry is, frankly, doing the heavy lifting here. She brings a level of physical grace and grounded intensity to the action that the script doesn't always deserve. Whether she's sprinting through the streets of Trieste or navigating a tense rooftop standoff, she reminds us why she’s an Oscar winner playing in a popcorn sandbox.

The film leans heavily into the "Streaming Era" aesthetic—the colors are saturated, the European locales are postcard-pretty, and the pacing is relentless to prevent you from clicking away to a different title. However, this polish comes at a cost. There’s a certain lack of "texture" to the world. Everything is a bit too clean, a bit too choreographed. Compared to the gritty, practical stunt-work seen in modern peers like John Wick or the Mission: Impossible series, the action here feels safe. It’s competent, but it rarely makes you gasp.

The supporting cast is a "who’s who" of reliable talent. J.K. Simmons shows up as Tom Brennan, the head of the Union, and he could probably do this role in his sleep, yet he still manages to inject a sense of weary authority into every scene. Mike Colter and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje fill out the ranks, but they’re unfortunately given very little to do beyond looking tactical in dark rooms. Jessica De Gouw fares slightly better as a rival agent, bringing a flicker of genuine menace to the proceedings.

Stunts, Suits, and the Chemistry Test

If there’s one area where The Union wobbles, it’s the romantic tension. We’re told Mike and Roxanne have this deep, unresolved history, but the film spends so much time on the "spy school" montage that we don't get enough quiet moments to see them actually connect. Their chemistry is more "friendly coworkers" than "star-crossed lovers." Halle Berry is carrying the romantic stakes with the strength of ten construction workers, while Wahlberg seems more focused on the physical comedy of being a spy-in-training.

Scene from The Union

Technically, the film is a slick production. Alan Stewart, who lensed Guy Ritchie’s Aladdin and The Gentlemen, knows how to move a camera through a chase scene. The highlight for me was a sequence in Trieste that utilized the verticality of the Italian architecture—it felt like the one moment where the film's "blue-collar" theme met the "spy" genre in a creative way, with Mike using his construction-site balance on crumbling ledges.

Behind the scenes, the film is a product of Wahlberg’s own Municipal Pictures, and you can feel his fingerprints on the "everyman" hero worship. It’s an interesting look at how modern stars are increasingly becoming their own studios, tailoring projects to their specific brands. It’s a movie that knows exactly what it is: a mid-range action-comedy that doesn't want to change your life, it just wants to entertain you while you eat a bowl of cereal.

5.5 /10

Mixed Bag

Ultimately, The Union is a perfectly fine addition to the Netflix "Easy Watching" library. It benefits from the undeniable star power of its leads and some solid, if uninspired, action choreography. It captures the current cultural moment of cinema where the "mid-budget" movie has migrated from the multiplex to the home screen, trading cinematic innovation for reliable comfort. It’s a lunch-break movie—quick, filling, and forgotten by dinner, but enjoyable while it lasts.

Scene from The Union Scene from The Union

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