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2025

Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever

"Death is just a bug he's trying to patch."

Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever (2025) poster
  • 88 minutes
  • Directed by Chris Smith
  • Bryan Johnson, Oliver Zolman, Mac Davis

⏱ 5-minute read

I watched this documentary while my neighbor spent three straight hours power-washing his driveway. The relentless, high-pressure drone of the water against concrete became a strange, unintended 4D soundtrack to Bryan Johnson’s life. Every time a stubborn piece of moss was blasted away, I watched a billionaire blast away another millisecond of biological aging. It was an appropriately clinical way to experience Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever, a film that is as much about the terrifying precision of the modern ego as it is about the science of longevity.

Scene from "Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever" (2025)

Director Chris Smith—the man who gave us the beautifully bizarre American Movie and the chaotic cultural autopsy of Fyre—is the perfect person to steer this ship. He has a specific talent for finding subjects who are so deeply entrenched in their own hyper-fixations that they’ve built their own gravity. In Bryan Johnson, he’s found his ultimate specimen. This isn’t just a movie about a guy taking a lot of vitamins; it’s a character study of a man who has decided that the most interesting thing in the universe is his own stool sample.

The Biological Performance of the Century

In the landscape of contemporary drama—even the non-fiction variety—we often talk about "transformative performances." Usually, that means an actor wore some prosthetics and lost twenty pounds. Bryan Johnson takes this to a level that feels like a glitch in the Matrix. He isn't acting in the traditional sense, but he is performing "Optimal Human" every second he’s on screen. The way he discusses his "Blueprint" protocol with Oliver Zolman feels less like a medical consultation and more like a high-stakes software patch.

There is a strange, quiet tension in the scenes where Johnson interacts with his son or his team, including Mac Davis. You find yourself looking for a flicker of "normal" humanity—a desire for a slice of pizza, a moment of lethargy—but it never comes. Smith captures this with a crisp, almost sterile cinematography that mirrors the subject's internal state. The film frames Johnson as a high-end Tamagotchi that is also its own owner, and the result is deeply unsettling. It’s a drama of the most internal kind: a war against the very cells that make us human.

The Score of the Infinite

One of the most surprising elements here is the score by Leopold Ross, who previously brought such a gritty, atmospheric weight to The Book of Eli. In Don't Die, the music avoids the "science is amazing" tropes. Instead, it’s pulsing, repetitive, and slightly anxious. It captures the frantic ticking of a clock that Johnson is trying to melt like a Salvador Dalí painting. When the film dives into the more technical side of the biology—featuring experts like Joao Pedro de Magalhaes, Vadim Gladyshev, and Oliver Zolman—the music keeps it from feeling like a biology lecture.

I found myself leaning in during the sequences involving the "Project Blueprint" community. This is where the contemporary context of 2025 really hits. We are living in an era of extreme optimization, where "wellness" has been weaponized by Silicon Valley into a quest for literal godhood. Chris Smith doesn't explicitly mock this, but he allows the silence between the dialogue to do the heavy lifting. He lets us sit with the absurdity of a man spending millions of dollars to have the skin of an eighteen-year-old while looking, at times, like a very fit ghost.

A Modern Myth of Icarus

What makes this worth your five minutes before the bus arrives is the sheer scale of the hubris on display. We’ve seen documentaries about people trying to climb Everest or sail the world, but Johnson is trying to conquer the one thing that has a 100% win rate against humanity: Time. The film smartly leans into the "Don't Die" mantra, which has become a polarizing social media meme, showing the cult-like following Johnson has amassed. It reflects our current moment perfectly—a world terrified of the future, trying to buy its way out of the inevitable.

It’s worth noting that this production from Library Films feels incredibly polished, perhaps reflecting the deep pockets of its subject, yet Smith maintains enough directorial distance to keep it from being a puff piece. There’s a lingering question throughout: if you spend every waking second of your life maintaining your body so you don't die, are you actually living? It’s a horror movie disguised as a self-help seminar, and I couldn't look away. By the time the credits rolled, I felt a desperate, primal urge to go eat a cheeseburger and sit in the sun without sunscreen, just to spite the algorithm.

Scene from "Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever" (2025)
7.5 /10

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Ultimately, Don't Die is a fascinating, if sometimes chilly, look at the bleeding edge of what wealth can buy in the mid-2020s. It captures a specific brand of billionaire neurosis that feels entirely unique to our decade of AI and bio-hacking. You might come for the science, but you’ll stay for the sheer, baffling spectacle of a man trying to outrun his own shadow. It’s a film that leaves you feeling both inspired by the potential of human longevity and deeply grateful for the messy, aging, finite reality of being a regular person.

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