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2025

Heads of State

"Diplomacy is dead. Long live the punch-up."

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  • 117 minutes
  • Directed by Ilya Naishuller
  • John Cena, Idris Elba, Priyanka Chopra Jonas

⏱ 5-minute read

I watched Heads of State while eating a bowl of cereal that had gone slightly soggy because I got distracted trying to figure out if Stephen Root was wearing his own actual pajamas in the Oval Office scenes. There is a specific kind of magic that happens when a movie feels like it was made by people who are getting away with something, and that is precisely the energy Ilya Naishuller brings to the screen.

Scene from Heads of State

In an era where streaming platforms usually dump $200 million into "content" that looks like grey sludge, this film is a fascinating anomaly. Legend has it the production budget was a literal hundred dollars—a figure so absurdly low it sounds like a clerical error or a tax dodge. But seeing John Cena and Idris Elba trade barbs while running through what I am 90% sure is a repurposed IKEA warehouse, you start to believe it. It’s the ultimate "guerrilla" blockbuster, a high-concept action-comedy that prioritizes elbow grease and charisma over CGI bloat.

The Oddest Couple in the West

The premise is classic 1980s DNA grafted onto 2025 cynicism. John Cena plays Will Derringer, a US President who looks like he should be bench-pressing the Resolute Desk, while Idris Elba is Sam Clarke, a UK Prime Minister who radiates the "I’m too old for this" energy of a man whose tea has gone cold for the last time. Their public rivalry is a playground spat with nuclear codes, but when a shadowy conspiracy led by a chillingly detached Paddy Considine puts them in the crosshairs, they have to bolt.

Cena is rapidly becoming the MVP of the "self-aware meathead" subgenre. He understands that his physical presence is a punchline, and he leans into it with a goofy, golden-retriever sincerity that perfectly offsets Elba’s smoldering, Shakespearean exasperation. When they’re joined by Priyanka Chopra Jonas as Noel, an MI6 agent who clearly wonders why she’s babysitting two toddlers in tailored suits, the movie finds its rhythm. Chopra Jonas doesn’t just play the "straight man"; she provides the actual stakes, reminding us that while the boys are bickering about who has the better approval ratings, the world is actually on fire.

Naishuller’s Thrift-Store Thrills

Scene from Heads of State

Director Ilya Naishuller, the madman behind Nobody and the first-person chaos of Hardcore Henry, is the perfect choice for a project that allegedly cost less than a nice pair of shoes. He treats the lack of budget not as a hurdle, but as a playground. The action sequences feel like they were filmed by a man who just discovered caffeine and hand-held cameras at the exact same moment, and I mean that as a high compliment.

There is a car chase in the second act involving a fleet of delivery mopeds that is more thrilling than any $50 million superhero dogfight I’ve seen in years. It’s tactile. You can practically smell the exhaust and the desperation. Naishuller’s signature style—rhythmic, brutal, and slightly cartoonish—ensures that the violence has a "crunch" to it. Without the safety net of massive digital set pieces, the film relies on practical stunt work and clever editing. When someone gets kicked through a door, it looks like a real door, and it looks like it really hurt.

Scrappy Vision in a Corporate World

What makes Heads of State stand out in the current landscape of franchise fatigue is its utter lack of pretension. It’s not trying to set up a "Heads of State Universe" or tease a post-credits villain. It’s a 117-minute sprint that knows exactly what it is. The screenplay by André Nemec and Josh Appelbaum is peppered with sharp observations about the absurdity of modern political posturing, but it never lets the "message" get in the way of a good explosion.

Scene from Heads of State

The "shoestring" nature of the production reportedly led to some inspired improvisation. Rumor has it that Carla Gugino, playing a delightfully steely VP, filmed her entire role in just two days to keep costs down, while John Cena supposedly drove the production van between locations. Whether or not those stories are 100% true, they reflect the spirit of the film. It captures that "Indie Gem" feeling of a crew working for the love of the craft, even when the stars are globally recognized icons. In a world of over-polished, committee-tested cinema, this kind of raw, joyful competence feels like a revolution.

7.5 /10

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Heads of State is a loud, proud, and delightfully unhinged reminder that you don't need a nine-figure bank account to make a movie that moves. It succeeds on the backs of its leads, who look like they’re having the time of their lives, and a director who knows how to make every dollar look like a million. It’s the kind of mid-budget (or no-budget) miracle we need more of in 2025. If this is what diplomacy looks like now, I’m voting for the guys with the mopeds.

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