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2025

The Thieving Magpie

"A saintly kleptomaniac finds her wings clipped."

The Thieving Magpie (2025) poster
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  • Directed by Robert Guédiguian
  • Ariane Ascaride, Jean-Pierre Darroussin, Gérard Meylan

⏱ 5-minute read

There is a specific kind of comfort in sitting down to a new Robert Guédiguian film. It’s like visiting that one aunt who always has a pot of coffee on and a slightly revolutionary political tract sitting on the kitchen table. For over forty years, Guédiguian has been filming the same streets of Marseille with the same rotating troupe of actors, and The Thieving Magpie (2025) feels like a warm, albeit slightly melancholic, homecoming. I watched this on a rainy Tuesday while nursing a cup of linden tea that had gone tragically lukewarm, and honestly, that felt like the perfect atmospheric pairing for a movie about the quiet, cooling embers of the French working class.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

The Marseille Avengers Assemble Again

If you’ve spent any time in the "Guédiguian-verse," you’ll recognize the faces instantly. Ariane Ascaride (the director’s wife and perennial muse), Jean-Pierre Darroussin, and Gérard Meylan are essentially the Avengers of French social-realist drama. They’ve grown old together on screen, and there’s a shorthand between them that you just can't manufacture with a standard casting call.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

In The Thieving Magpie, Ariane Ascaride plays Maria, a woman who spends her days caring for the elderly with a level of devotion that borders on the divine. She brushes hair, listens to rambling stories, and provides the kind of human touch that the modern healthcare system usually bills as an "extra." But Maria has a secret: she’s a saintly kleptomaniac. To fund her grandson’s life and keep her own head above water, she siphons off small amounts of cash from her clients. It’s a Robin Hood act where the "rich" are just slightly more comfortable pensioners, and the "Sheriff of Nottingham" is a looming police investigation.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

A Very Polite Sort of Crime

What makes this film work—and what keeps it from sliding into a depressing "misery porn" territory—is the comedic undercurrent. Guédiguian and co-writer Serge Valletti lean into the absurdity of Maria’s situation. There’s a sequence involving Jean-Pierre Darroussin as M. Moreau that highlights the film’s tonal tightrope walk; it’s funny because it’s so mundane. These aren't high-stakes heists with laser grids and vent-crawling; it’s a woman putting a ten-euro note in her shoe while discussing the price of tomatoes.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

I’ve always felt that Ariane Ascaride has one of the most expressive faces in contemporary cinema. She managed to make me root for a woman stealing from the vulnerable, which is a hell of a narrative magic trick. You see the calculation in her eyes—a mix of "I need this for the boy" and "they won't even miss it"—and it highlights the desperate "living from hand to mouth" reality that many caregivers face in our current era of social precarity. It’s a Marxist version of Ocean’s Eleven where the vault is a floral-patterned coin purse.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

The Weight of a Few Euros

While the film is billed as a drama-comedy, the "drama" part kicks in hard when the law finally catches up. The transition from the sunny streets of Marseille to the sterile chill of police custody is jarring, and intentionally so. Grégoire Leprince-Ringuet (who you might remember from The Princess of Montpensier) shows up as Laurent, adding a layer of generational tension to the proceedings.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

Interestingly, the film’s title, La Pie voleuse, is a direct nod to Rossini’s opera about a servant girl accused of theft. But while the opera features a literal magpie as the culprit, here, the "magpie" is the economic system itself. Maria is just the one who gets caught. It’s a very 2025 sentiment—the idea that the "abuse of a vulnerable person" isn't just about a stolen twenty, but about a society that leaves both the elderly and their carers in a state of mutual abandonment.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)

Cool Details

The L'Estaque Connection: Like almost all of Guédiguian's work, this was filmed in the L'Estaque district of Marseille. If you track his filmography, you can literally see the gentrification of the neighborhood happening in the background over four decades. The Troupe's Longevity: This marks roughly the 23rd collaboration between Guédiguian and Ariane Ascaride. At this point, they aren't just making movies; they're filing a multi-generational report on the state of the French soul. * Rossini’s Ghost: The score by Michel Petrossian playfully weaves in operatic flourishes that remind you of the film's title, keeping the "Magpie" metaphor soaring even when the plot gets grounded in the police station.

Scene from "The Thieving Magpie" (2025)
7.5 /10

Must Watch

The Thieving Magpie doesn't reinvent the wheel, but it doesn't need to. It’s a film that understands the value of a familiar face and the weight of a small kindness. While it might feel a bit "small" compared to the high-concept streaming giants of 2025, its intimacy is its superpower. It’s a lovely, bittersweet reminder that even the people we call saints have bills to pay and secrets to keep. If you're looking for a movie that feels like a long conversation with an old friend, this is your bird.

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