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2022

The Wannabes

"Small-time losers. Big-time dreams. Zero-time talent."

The Wannabes (2022) poster
  • 102 minutes
  • Directed by Jonathan Barré
  • Grégoire Ludig, David Marsais, Julien Pestel

⏱ 5-minute read

If you’ve ever found yourself scrolling through TikTok at 2 AM, watching someone gain three million followers for simply peeling an orange in a "satisfying" way, you’ve already touched the hem of the garment that The Wannabes (originally Les Vedettes) wears so awkwardly. There’s a specific, modern brand of desperation that comes from realizing the meritocracy is broken and the only way out of a mounting pile of debt is a three-minute segment on a game show.

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)

I watched this film on a Tuesday evening while eating a bowl of cereal that had gone slightly soggy because I spent too much time trying to find the remote, and honestly, that felt like the perfect entry point for a movie about people who are perpetually five minutes behind their own lives. Grégoire Ludig and David Marsais, the French comedy duo known as Palmashow, have built a career on being the funniest guys in the room by playing the most pathetic guys in the world. In The Wannabes, they take that "loser" archetype and give it a shiny, 4K update for the streaming era.

The Art of the Cringe

The setup is classic buddy-comedy friction, but with a sharp, contemporary edge. Daniel (Grégoire Ludig, who I first loved in the WWII spoof To the Top) is a salesman at a budget electronics store who believes he is a misunderstood musical genius. He has the confidence of a man who has never once looked in a mirror or checked his bank balance. On the other side, we have Stéphane (David Marsais), a colleague who is so obsessed with rules and corporate "synergy" that he’s basically a human spreadsheet. They hate each other with the heat of a thousand malfunctioning space heaters, yet they are tethered together by a shared, soul-crushing debt.

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)

Their solution? Gamify their survival. They decide to team up to conquer the world of television game shows—those garish, high-decibel arenas where the working class competes for the chance to win a year's supply of laundry detergent or a mid-range sedan. Director Jonathan Barré captures this world with a perfect blend of affection and absolute horror. The game show sets are so neon-drenched they’ll give you a secondary tan, and the forced enthusiasm of the hosts feels like a direct indictment of our "always-on" social media culture.

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)

A Satire for the Gig-Economy Soul

What makes The Wannabes more than just a series of slapstick sketches is how it engages with the now. Released in a post-pandemic landscape where the line between "theatrical release" and "something to watch while folding laundry" has blurred, the film feels like a commentary on the very industry it inhabits. It asks: what is the price of a moment of fame?

The film didn't exactly set the world on fire at the box office—earning just over $2.6 million—which is a cry from the duo's previous smash hit La Folle Histoire de Max et Léon. In the current climate of franchise dominance and MCU fatigue, a mid-budget French comedy about two guys trying to win a giant check is a tough sell. But that’s exactly why it works for the Popcornizer crowd. It’s an "oddity" that slipped through the cracks because it refuses to be a "content" machine. It’s a character study of two people who are essentially human versions of a '404 Error' page.

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)

The chemistry between Grégoire Ludig and David Marsais is effortless, honed over years of YouTube sketches and TV specials. They don't just play these characters; they inhabit the specific, sweaty anxiety of the lower-middle class. There’s a scene involving a "Price is Right" style competition that is so painful to watch I had to physically look away from my screen—the comedic timing is that precise. They use the camera not just to capture the jokes, but to enhance the isolation of the characters within the frame.

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)

Why It Vanished (And Why You Should Find It)

So why did this film vanish so quickly? Part of it is the "streaming effect." In an era where audiences are conditioned to wait six weeks for a movie to hit a platform, the middle-tier comedy has become an endangered species in theaters. Also, the humor is intensely French in its cadence—absurdist, slightly cynical, and deeply rooted in the specific tropes of French daytime television. If you aren't familiar with the shouting matches of Le Juste Prix, some of the flavor might be lost.

However, the theme of "fame-as-salvation" is universal. Whether it’s a game show in Paris or an influencer house in LA, the desperation is the same. Julien Pestel, as the sleazy producer Blaise Petit, provides a fantastic foil, representing the industry that eats people like Daniel and Stéphane for breakfast and asks for seconds.

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)

Actually, the fact that this film is a bit of an "underdog" makes it even more fitting. It’s a movie about losers, made by guys who are now big stars, but who clearly haven't forgotten what it’s like to feel irrelevant. It’s a satire that punches up at the media machine while giving its flawed, annoying protagonists a shred of dignity—even when they’re dressed in ridiculous costumes for a segment called "The Price of a Dream."

Scene from "The Wannabes" (2022)
7.5 /10

Must Watch

It isn't a "masterpiece" in the traditional sense, but it’s a wildly entertaining 102 minutes that feels more honest about our current cultural obsession with "making it" than most prestige dramas. If you can find it on a secondary streaming service or a dusty digital storefront, give it a shot. It’s the perfect antidote to a world that takes itself way too seriously, even if it does make you want to go outside and scream into the void for a few minutes after the credits roll. It’s a comedy that knows we’re all just one bad financial decision away from auditioning for a show we hate.

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